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The Japan Economic Scope - March 30, 2007

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1. (SBU) Table of Contents



2. (U) This cable contains the Japan Economic Scope from March 30,

2007.


3. Seiyu to Sell U.S. Beef, Larger Trade Issue Still Stalled

4. U.S. Beef Still on Slow Track?

5. Meat Export Federation President in Tokyo

6. EMIN Meets New CPRR Member Okina

7. Regulatory Reform's Economic Benefits Detailed

8. MOFA Econ DG on Sub-Cabinet, Summit Prep

9. Japan-Chile Economic Pact Signed
Iran

10. NEXI Tightens Short-Term Trade Insurance for Iran

11. MLIT DDG on U.S.-Japan Civ Air Talks

12. MLIT's Ports and Harbors Bureau on Japan's Port Policies

13. Yucho Plans to Offer Consumer Loans after Privatization

14. JA Kyosai Aims to Win Two Million New Insurance Contracts

15. Consumer Lender Orient Gets a $2.5 Billion Transfusion

16. New JETRO Chairman

17. METI Reactivates its Corporate Value Study Group

18. Former Minister Plugs Work-Life Balance Initiative
Government Budget

19. Diet Approves Conservative Regular Budget for FY07

20. MOF Plans to Reduce Government Assets by Roughly Q140
Trillion by FY2015

21. Japanese Economy on "Smooth Track," Says Nikkei

22. Land Price Deflation Ends: Prices Up First Time in 16 Years

23. Core Consumer Prices Down 0.1 Percent in February

24. Manager Slaps Down Economic Section, but Embassy Defeats Diet
in Baseball Anyway


3. (U) Seiyu to Sell U.S. Beef, Larger Trade Issue Still Stalled
--------------

Seiyu, a major Japanese supermarket chain, will begin selling U.S.
beef at its 19 Tokyo area stores by the end of March. The
Ambassador was at the chain's launch ceremony on March 29 at
Seiyu's Kinshicho outlet, with numerous reporters and TV cameras
on hand. He told the press that many Japanese consumers want to
eat U.S. beef and expressed optimism that other food chains would
also begin to sell it.

Shown eating a sampling of U.S. beef products, the Ambassador
urged Japanese authorities to ease import restrictions. "I hope
the restrictions will be lined up with those of other countries

in the world," he was quoted in the March 30 Mainichi as saying.

The major television networks covered the story on Thursday night,
showing the Ambassador tasting samples. Creating his own photo
opportunity, the Ambassador also made a point of purchasing some
U.S. beef products in front of the press. (ECON: Nicholas Hill)


4. (SBU) U.S. Beef Still on Slow Track?
--------------

Vice Agriculture Minister Yoshio Kobayashi told a press
conference on March 29 that he did not expect Japan to be in a
position to ease restrictions in time for the Summit between
Prime Abe and President Bush at the end of April. He said, "We
are not at the stage to respond to talks," according to Nikkei.
According the press report, "accurate scientific data" should be
the primary factor in determining when to ease restrictions.
Kobayashi's remarks came after President Bush told the National
Cattlemen's Beef Association earlier in the week that beef would
be on the bilateral agenda when he meets Prime Minister Abe in
April. According to the Japan Agricultural News, Chief Cabinet
Secretary Shiozaki told reporters on March 29 that details on the

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agenda were still not set, and any decision on easing import
restrictions in Japan would be based on "food safety"
considerations.

Separately, in a meeting with Vice Foreign Minister Kohno on
March 30, the DCM underscored Washington's desire to see a quick
resolution of this trade problem. Japan's restrictions on beef
trade were receiving enormous attention in Washington. The
Embassy continues to stress the expectation that Japan base its

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import restrictions on scientific criteria consistent with
international standards. (ECON: Nicholas Hill)


5. (SBU) Meat Export Federation President in Tokyo
--------------

The President of the U.S. Meat Export Federation (MEF),Phil Seng,
was in Tokyo March 29 assessing the Japanese market.

During a meeting with the DCM, he underscored his concerns about
Japan's current 100 percent box testing policy, which delays
import processing and puts a major crimp on sales of U.S. beef.

Japan's 100 percent box testing policy could become an even
bigger impediment to trade later in the spring when beef exports
to Japan are expected to surge. Industry sources tell us that,
for reasons unrelated to existing trade policies, the amount of
U.S. beef from cows under 20 months of age increases naturally in
the spring, enabling more exports to Japan.

We have emphasized to the Japanese authorities our hope that
Japan will respect the judgment of the World Organization for
Animal Health (OIE),which is expected to place U.S. beef in a
safe -- or "controlled risk" -- category when it meets in May.
Japanese authorities have so far not shown an inclination to move
quickly in line with OIE standards and have outlined a process
that could take until the first half of 2008 at the earliest
before the market is fully open.

In addition to meeting the DCM, Seng discussed the situation in
Japan with representatives from the industry, before departing
for Korea to assess the situation there as FTA negotiations draw
to a close. (ECON: Nicholas Hill)


6. (SBU) EMIN Meets New CPRR Member Okina
--------------

On March 27, EMIN paid a courtesy call on Yuri Okina who heads
the Council for the Promotion of Regulatory Reform's task force
on finance and competition policy. She also serves on the FSA's
Financial System Council, and was a former member of the Advisory
Council on Postal Privatization.

Okina explained that the CPRR will focus on regulations in the
social services area such as medical services and agriculture,
among other issues. She added that the Council considers it
important to follow-up on previous commitments.

In the financial services area, she noted that progress has been
made since the "Big Bang" of the 1990s, but much remains to be
done to raise the international competitiveness and user-
friendliness of Tokyo's financial markets. She also noted that
it was regrettable how little No-action letters are used by the
Financial Services Agency, and stressed the need for additional
transparency in the regulation of Japan's financial services.
Although not a focus of the Council's work, she continues to have
personal interest in the Postal Privatization process.
Meanwhile, on March 28 the CPRR met to move forward with its work.

By naming its seven priority areas "Dash Seven" and echoing the
themes taken up by Prime Ministers Abe's policy initiatives, the
Council is trying to send a message that reform efforts have not
lost momentum since the new Prime Minister took office. Abe's
support to the Council is seen as a key to achieving progress in
difficult areas.

The Council plans to issue its first report in mid-May, which
will be reflected in the government's Three-Year Plan on
Regulatory Reform for 2007-2009. (ECON: Hans Klemm/Masumi Ono)


7. (U) Regulatory Reform's Economic Benefits Detailed
--------------

The Cabinet Office announced on March 28 that regulatory reform
measures taken from FY 1991 to FY 2005 have produced 18.3
trillion yen worth of benefits to the Japanese economy, i.e.,
140,000 yen per capita. The increase amounts to 3.8 trillion
more (26 percent increase) than a similar study reported in 2002.
In calculating the effects, the Cabinet Office looked at: 1)
prices reduced as a result of an increase in competition; and 2)

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increase in market demand -- comparing these to the scenario
without the relevant regulatory reform.

Among the 14 sectors studied, the electricity sector contributed
the most with a 5.6 trillion yen increase, as a result of a 39.1
percent price decrease and 18.6 percent increase in market size
since 2004.

The second biggest contributor was the trucking industry with 3.4
trillion yen, as a result of a 27.5 percent price decrease in
2004 compared to 1990 and lower barriers to entry.

Deregulation in the cell phone industry brought benefits of 2.8
trillion yen owing to the 60 percent price decrease and a 20 fold
increase in market size.

The economic impact by the industry has slowed down in recent
years as most major reform measures have already been implemented.

Sectors such as domestic air travel and liquor sales have not
produced much effect, with 8.8 percent and 11.6 percent price
declines, respectively.

The Cabinet Office's report is available in Japanese on the
website:
http://www5.cao.go.jp/keizai3/2007
/0328seisakukoka22-2.pdf and
http://www5.cao.go.jp/keizai3/2007/
0328seisakukoka22-1.pdf
(ECON: Masumi Ono)


8. (SBU) MOFA Econ DG on Sub-Cabinet, Summit Prep
--------------

Tokyo 1377 reports on a March 28 conversation by EMIN and ECOUNS
with MOFA Economic Affairs Director General Yoichi Otabe. Topics
covered included the content of the upcoming Sub Cabinet meetings
in Washington, Prime Minister Abe's visit to the United States,
and Japanese plans for next year's G-8 meetings. (ECON: Chris
Wurzel)


9. (U) Japan-Chile Economic Pact Signed
--------------

Foreign Minister Taro Aso signed the text of a Japan-Chile
economic partnership agreement with visiting Chilean Foreign
Minister Alejandro Foxley on March 27. The agreement will likely
take effect in the fall after receiving approval from the
Japanese and Chilean parliaments.

According to press reports, the pact will eliminate tariffs on 92
percent of bilateral trade by value. Chile will eliminate tariffs
on almost all Japanese industrial products over 10 years with the
immediate removal of the six percent tariff on Japanese
automobiles and general machinery. Japan will get rid of tariffs
on almost all industrial products from Chile over 10 years and
will eliminate its average 17.6 percent tariff on bottled Chilean
wine in stages over 12 years and its 3.5 percent tariff on salmon
and trout from Chile over 10 years. Japanese tariffs on Chilean
pork and beef will continue, however.

Chilean copper and other metal ores -- which account for more
than half of its export value to Japan -- have already been given
duty-free market access.

Chile ran a JPY 717 billion (about $6.1 billion) trade surplus
with Japan in 2006. Nevertheless, Japan's trade with Chile
accounted for less than 0.2 percent of Japanese exports and only
about 1.3 percent of total imports. Click here to read the full
agreement and its annexes in English on the Japanese Ministry of
Foreign Affairs website. (ECON: Chris Wurzel)


10. (SBU) NEXI Tightens Short-Term Trade Insurance for Iran --------------
--------------

Effective March 15, Japan's primary trade insurance organization,
Nippon Export and Investment Insurance (NEXI),reduced from 12
months to six months the maximum repayment term for routine
short-term export credit insurance for trade with Iran. Although
longer coverage will still be considered on a case-by-case basis,

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a government contact noted that the practical effect would be to
reduce NEXI's overall risk exposure to Iran.

For more details, see Tokyo 1346. (ECON: Marc Dillard)


11. (SBU) MLIT DDG on U.S.-Japan Civ Air Talks
--------------

On March 28, EMIN and ECOUNS met with Ministry of Land,
Infrastructure and Transport (MLIT) Deputy Director-General and
lead GOJ civil aviation negotiator, Ryuhei Maeda, to discuss
Japan's views on the April 3-4 U.S.-Japan Civil Aviation
negotiations.

Maeda said his primary objective is to obtain a U.S. commitment
to limit substantially the number of new slots received by U.S.
carriers at Narita Airport once its second runway's extension is
completed in 2010.

He opposes an open sky agreement that does not provide "equal
footing" for the United States and Japan.

Maeda remained firm on Haneda airport being for domestic and
short-haul international flights and Narita for long-haul
international flights, but noted the allocation of new
international slots at Haneda could be adjusted several years
after the fourth runway opens in 2010, if necessary.

He thought demand was strong enough in the region that opening
Haneda to international flights would not free-up significantly
more slots at Narita.

He observed that U.S. carriers' fifth freedom rights are becoming
less valuable as there are more direct flights to mainland Asia,
but noted that U.S. carriers still use a substantial number of
slots for beyond flights.

For more details see attached Tokyo 001386. (ECON: Josh Handler)


12. (SBU) MLIT's Ports and Harbors Bureau on Japan's Port
Policies
--------------

We met with MLIT's Ports and Harbors Bureau on March 14 to
discuss how Japanese port operations may relate to proposals
being discussed in the U.S.-Japan regulatory reform talks. The
Bureau provided some helpful information on the competitiveness
of Japanese ports, the status of Japan's Super Hub Port Project
and the changes in the Port Transportation Business Law in 2006.
A write-up of the meeting is attached. The bureau also gave us a
Power Point presentation in English on its work and the Super Hub
Port Project. Please contact Josh Handler if you would like a
copy. (ECON: Josh Handler)


13. (U) Yucho Plans to Offer Consumer Loans after Privatization
--------------

Japan Post said Monday that it intends to begin offering
mortgages and other forms of personal financing soon after it is
privatized in October to bolster its financial operations,
according to Nikkei.

Postal savings have been steadily declining in recent years as
depositors seek higher returns elsewhere. Since 1999, deposits
outstanding are down about Q70 trillion (~$600 billion) and
continue to fall at a rate of just over six percent a year, so
the bank is likely to seek rapid introduction of new products
after October 1 to attract customers. (FINATT: Jon Habjan)


14. (U) JA Kyosai Aims to Win Two Million New Insurance
Contracts
--------------

JA Kyosai Ren (National Federation of Agricultural Co-operative
Insurance Association) announced its three-year plan to increase
the number of its new insurance contracts.

Facing fierce competition in the market in connection with the
decreasing number of workers and aging households in the
agriculture sector, the privatization of Japan Post's insurance

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arm, and further liberalization of bank sales for insurance
products, JA Kyosai came up with concrete figures to achieve its
goal by expanding sales channels, including door-to-door sales.
It aims to achieve 2.04 million new contracts in three years by
visiting every member's household to promote the sales.
The product line will also shift from life insurance to medical
and annuity insurance, in particular, targeting a threefold
increase in medical insurance. (ECON: Eriko Marks)


15. (U) Consumer Lender Orient Gets a $2.5 Billion Transfusion
--------------

Following a forecast of annual losses projected to reach 458
billion yen, consumer Finance firm Orinco (Orient Corporation)
arranged for a 290 billion yen ($2.5 billion) bail-out from its
main creditor, Mizuho Financial Group, and four more investors,
including Morgan Stanley and KKR.

According to March 28 reports, Mizuho will enact a debt-equity
swap of 140 billion yen, and purchase 45 billion yen in non-
voting preferred shares, on top of waiving 288 billion yen in
loans to Orinco.

Not only is the consumer finance industry beset by an impending,
lower interest rate ceiling, but ongoing "grey zone" litigation
that is prompting firms to increase their reserves against claims
of illegal interest payments. (FINATT: Mateo Ayala)


16. (SBU) New JETRO Chairman
--------------

Prime Minister Abe on March 30 appointed Yasuo Hayashi, a former
career METI official and former Director General of METI's Trade
Policy Bureau to be the new chairman of JETRO (Japan External
Trade Organization.) The change, the first at the top of Japan's
trade promotion agency in five years, is effective April 1.

Since 2000, Hayashi has worked for Mitsui Bussan Corporation,
where he served most recently as Managing Director (Europe) and
Senior Advisor to the Chairman. Haysahi's appointment will be
officially announced at a news conference on April 2. (ECON:
David DiGiovanna)


17. (U) METI Reactivates its Corporate Value Study Group
--------------

METI Vice Minister Kitabata this week announced the reactivation
of the ministry's Corporate Value Study Group, an advisory
council of academics, lawyers and business executives, which,
during the debates ahead of passage of the Company Law, was a
strong advocate for liberalizing Japan's M&A regime.

According to press reports, the ministry will ask the study group
to examine current rules concerning management buyouts and advise
whether stronger legal protections for minority shareholders are
needed. The working group may also examine the growing number of
defensive measures companies are adopting to determine their
impact on the M&A climate. (ECON: David DiGiovanna)


18. (SBU)Former Minister Plugs Work-Life Balance Initiative
--------------

Former Minister of State for Gender Equality and Social Affairs
Kuniko Inoguchi told a small group of diplomats March 26 that
Japan would have to do three things to improve work-life balance
and raise Japan's birthrate: 1) offer more economic assistance to
families; 2) empower women in the workplace; and 3) increase
men's involvement in childcare activities at home. Presenting
data from OECD countries, Inoguchi explained that Japan ranks low
in all three areas, and that a positive correlation exists
between those factors and an increased birthrate.

Inoguchi offered a list of concrete proposals to foster better
work-life balance, including a 20,000 yen per month subsidy for
children under two years old, expanded nursery school and
childcare center hours, greater use of school buses, and passage
of proposed labor legislation to make overtime more costly and
less common. She waxed eloquent about former PM Koizumi's
support for her work and connected that to the slight upturn in
births in 2006. Following a last-minute question, she offered

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that her plan had been roundly discussed in the LDP and PM Abe
and the current cabinet were on board, too. (ECON: Marc
Dillard)


19. (U) Diet Approves Conservative Regular Budget for FY07
--------------

The Diet approved the central government's regular budget for
FY07 (April 2007 -- March 2008) on March 26.

As is the typical budgetary pattern, the regular general account
budget for FY07 shows an increase of 4.0 percent in overall
outlays over the initial FY06 budget, but a decline of 0.7
percent from the revised FY06 budget, inclusive of the
supplemental. The FY07 budget projects a record Q4.5 trillion
(nearly 1 percent of GDP) reduction in government bond issuance,
thanks to the expected brisk growth in tax revenues.

With the sizable cut in deficit, Finance Minister Omi had pointed
out in a December 20 press conference the possibility of moving
up the current FY11 target to achieve primary fiscal balance of
the central and local governments by one or two years. See
attached document for more details. (FINATT: Shuya Sakurai)


20. (U) MOF Plans to Reduce Government Assets by Roughly Q140
Trillion by FY2015
--------------

The government's fiscal consolidation plan, adopted in July 2006,
called for reducing government assets by approximately Q140
trillion (27% of GDP),or nearly 20% of total assets by the end
of FY2015, in order to minimize the rise in taxpayer burdens
through downsizing the government balance sheet.

On March 27, Finance Minister Omi submitted a breakdown of the
figures for the Q140 trillion to the Council on Economic and
Fiscal Policy (CEFP). On March 28, the Diet passed the
legislation necessary to implement the asset sales. Please see
attached document for further details.
(FINATT: Shuya Sakurai)


21. (U) Japanese Economy on "Smooth Track," Says Nikkei
--------------

A March 28 Nihon Keizai article provides a window on Japan's
economy as the baby boom generation begins to retire. "The
economy is on a mild but stable growth track," the article says.
It describes how the baby boomers getting ready to retire in the
next couple of years, born between 1947-49, number about 7
million, will have a "major impact" on the economy. For an
abridged English translation of the article, see the following
attachment. (ECON: Nicholas Hill)


22. (U) Land Price Deflation Ends: Prices Up First Time in 16
Years
--------------

Average residential and commercial land prices in Japan both
edged up for the first time in 16 years, according to the January
1 Koji Chika survey conducted by the Ministry of Land,
Infrastructure and Transport (MLIT),which announced the results
on March 22.
The main factors leading to the turnaround in land prices include
firm demand for residential and office space in major
metropolitan areas and a robust inflow of investment, thanks to
low interest rates and the current economic recovery, which is
Japan's longest in the postwar period. See attached document for
more details. (FINATT: Shuya Sakurai)


23. (U) Core Consumer Prices Down 0.1 Percent in February
--------------

Japan's nationwide core CPI, which excludes perishable food items,
fell 0.1 percent in February from the year before, posting the
first decline in ten months, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and
Communications (MIC) announced March 30.

This core CPI decline was in line with expectations of Bank of
Japan Governor Fukui and private market analysts. In his March
20 press conference, Fukui indicated that core consumer prices

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may decline slightly in February and March from the year before,
adding that the declines in consumer prices will be temporary.
View the attached document for more details. (FINATT: Shuya
Sakurai)


24. (U) Manager Slaps Down Economic Section, but Embassy Defeats
Diet in Baseball Anyway
--------------

It was one of the most stunning victories in the history of human
endeavor. In anticipation of the event, traffic slowed down to a
crawl outside the Tokyo Dome; the Diet, Japan's parliament,
recessed early; the Pope took time off from preparing his Easter
Homily; and MLB scouts poured into Japan's baseball Mecca as the
U.S. Embassy and Japanese Diet teams took the field on March 26.
By the end of the evening, the Embassy team had won resoundingly,
pouring six runs across the plate and holding the Dieters to just
five.

"Baseball has been very, very good to me," said Yoshi Goootoooh,
after he went away with the MVP award for the contest. The
shortstop and, for a brief while, pitcher for the Embassy team
put in a sterling performance, driving in two runs with a double
to the power alley in left and another single. He also didn't
hit a batter while on the mound, earning him an extra bonus
baseball cap signed by the Ambassador, who was the Embassy team's
manager emeritus. "I'll never forget this day or -- as he paused
and strained to maintain his composure -- The Cap," a misty-eyed
Goootoooh told a throng of NHK reporters as he left the field
after the post game award ceremony.

The rest of the Embassy team was equally euphoric. "We played
our hearts out," said Corbin Cowley, who was a human vacuum
cleaner at shortstop. Masquerading later as the catcher, Cowley
got the final out of the game, as he raced down the first base
line to tag out the runner after a dropped third strike with the
tying run at third. "It was a planned play," he told ESPN's
Peter Gammons, doing a live feed for Baseball Tonight.
The game was not close until the fifth inning, when the Embassy's
Hisao Fukuda on the mound did his best Shoeless Joe Jackson
imitation, throwing away an easy out on a ground ball to the
pitcher. (It was the play every Red Sox fan alive expected of
Keith Foulke on what turned out to be the last play of the 2004
World Series.) Explained Fukuda of the FAS section, "I was
having so much fun I just threw the ball away so I could keep
pitching. What's wrong with that?" The error led to three
unearned runs, as the lead dissipated to 6-4.

A Lou Gehrig Moment?

Hard-nosed Embassy manager Brian Gerhart's inspirational pre-game
speech to the stadium crowd left nobody sitting down in the
50,000-seat Tokyo Dome. "The spectators must have been sky high
listening to that," said Dave Davison in awe to a TBS reporter
afterward. "We couldn't see a single person sitting anywhere in
that vast stadium." The crowd was so out of control that the
concessions stands closed down early and the ushers went AWOL.
Not Without Controversy...

Gerhart's player selection came under fire before the game
started, as he cut a number of stars from the Economic Section
who were expected to dominate the roster. The only player other
than himself from the Section who played was banished to the
bench after catching a laser shot in right field, walking on four
pitches, and stealing second base.

The stud pitcher for the Diet team later conceded that the Econ
players made him shake in terror on the mound. "We didn't want
to show up the Diet players," a somewhat defensive Gerhart told
an SI.COM reporter afterward. "Clearly the Econ Section players
are the class of the Embassy."

A scout with the Minnesota Twins expressed bitterness when he saw
the line up card. "I flew all the way to Tokyo to see Chris
Wurzel and Dan Fantozzi pitch, and they're not even on the roster.

What are we going to do now when Santana and Liriano sign with
the Yankees?" Not all was lost: he added that he would offer a
contract to the other Econ section outfielder that Gerhart
benched. "Can't do better than a 1.000 on base percentage -- and

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what amazing speed."

As the Tokyo Dome crowd thinned out and the festivities outside
the park settled down long after midnight, the Red Sox players
filed out past the well wishers toward the team bus. Goootoooh
threw his new cap in the direction of a screaming mob of groupies
in miniskirts. Asked by the Ambassador why he threw away the cap
he said he would never forget, Goootoooh paused, and said "I
forgot." And then the MVP climbed onto the bus and fell asleep.
(ECON: Nicholas Hill)

Editor's Note: The Scope's sports correspondent filed this report
while on vacation in Akasaka.
SCHIEFFER